tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39302312417524555392012-02-15T23:35:07.686-08:00kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.comBlogger191100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-16152963450879837452009-08-23T08:30:00.000-07:002009-08-23T08:30:00.332-07:00we need more haiku<div>maybe you could send us some</div><div>e-mail is below</div><div><br /></div><div>corporatehaiku@gmail.com</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-1615296345087983745?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-15199932308471624412009-08-22T08:30:00.001-07:002009-08-22T08:30:00.415-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; "><div>i am all finished</div><div>with questionable content</div><div>what do i read now</div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-1519993230847162441?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-52844480954179920862009-08-22T08:30:00.000-07:002009-08-22T08:30:01.269-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><div>i'm not being "nice"</div><div>your girlfriend can go upstairs<br />get her out of here</div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-5284448095417992086?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-90602370512364626622009-08-21T18:57:00.000-07:002009-08-21T18:59:24.253-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; "><p><span style="font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Helvetica; ">thank you for your years</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Helvetica; ">do not let the door hit you</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Helvetica; ">on your merry way</span></span></p></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-9060237051236462662?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-65923081863677524242009-08-17T08:29:00.000-07:002009-08-17T08:29:00.687-07:00receptionist smiles<br />with one button she has just<br />called security<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-6592308186367752424?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-61176066216353591242009-08-16T08:28:00.000-07:002009-08-16T08:28:00.496-07:00<div>get the hell ass out</div> <div>of my lobby, or else there</div> will be some bloodshed<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-6117606621635359124?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-32425230928294320372009-08-15T08:27:00.000-07:002009-08-15T08:27:00.137-07:00<div>your appointment is</div> <div>at eleven forty-five </div> <div>come back later, please</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-3242523092829432037?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-52543246189030927962009-08-14T08:27:00.000-07:002009-08-14T08:27:00.453-07:00my password is not<br />seven characters or more<br />so i can't log in<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-5254324618903092796?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-80946606798880744702009-08-13T08:26:00.000-07:002009-08-13T08:26:00.681-07:00<div>Courier arrives</div> <div>Smells like vodka and despair</div> <div>I can sign for that</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-8094660679888074470?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-82167888904759748912009-08-12T08:25:00.000-07:002009-08-12T08:25:00.561-07:00<div>But I do not want</div> <div>A subscription to MacLean's</div> <div>Call somebody else</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-8216788890475974891?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-44359702275292422092009-08-11T08:30:00.000-07:002009-08-11T08:30:00.988-07:00<p><span style="font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Helvetica;">what’s a paradigm?</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Helvetica;">finalize is not a verb</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Helvetica;">define “synergy”</span></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-4435970227529242209?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-83892146707477678292009-08-10T08:23:00.000-07:002009-08-10T08:24:28.762-07:00<p><span style="font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Helvetica;">fill the paper tray</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Helvetica;">it’s not rocket surgery</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Helvetica;">where did you grow up?</span></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-8389214670747767829?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-55436988403195693542009-07-27T09:25:00.000-07:002009-07-27T09:26:47.572-07:00<p><span style="font-family:Helvetica;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Helvetica;">the day drags along<br />little comfort in the thought<br />somewhere it is 4</span></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-5543698840319569354?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-67087530341328554902009-07-24T08:30:00.000-07:002009-07-24T08:32:51.159-07:00our forecasting team<br />unaware of the event<br />despite the balloons<br /><br />----<br /><br />your proposal blows<br />the savings are based upon<br />arbitrary cuts<br /><br />----<br /><br />can you take this call?<br />I would do it but I can’t;<br />aversion to work<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-6708753034132855490?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-79855479354752333402009-07-24T08:23:00.001-07:002009-07-24T08:23:38.407-07:00A wet umbrella<br />Left in my recycling bin<br />Someone please explain?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-7985547935475233340?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-33091694064144417992009-07-24T08:17:00.001-07:002009-07-24T08:17:55.247-07:00come in three hours late<br />do not bother logging in<br />you will still be paid<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-3309169406414441799?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-65651838399350371242009-07-24T08:16:00.002-07:002009-07-24T08:17:08.357-07:00don’t call tech support<br />until you have turned it off<br />and then on again<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-6565183839935037124?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-42198308184927122672009-07-24T08:16:00.001-07:002009-07-24T08:16:29.763-07:00Admins are people<br />If you want something from me<br />My name is not "umm"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-4219830818492712267?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3930231241752455539.post-91502969386275895352009-07-24T07:03:00.000-07:002009-07-24T07:10:27.147-07:00Welcome to Corporate Haiku!<br /><br />Submissions are always welcome!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3930231241752455539-9150296938627589535?l=corporatehaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kimbothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10987041041029596093noreply@blogger.com0