18

we need more haiku

maybe you could send us some

e-mail is below

corporatehaiku@gmail.com

15

thank you for your years

do not let the door hit you

on your merry way

14

receptionist smiles
with one button she has just
called security

11

my password is not
seven characters or more
so i can't log in

8

what’s a paradigm?

finalize is not a verb

define “synergy”

7

fill the paper tray

it’s not rocket surgery

where did you grow up?

6

the day drags along
little comfort in the thought
somewhere it is 4

5: andrewpocalypse

our forecasting team
unaware of the event
despite the balloons

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your proposal blows
the savings are based upon
arbitrary cuts

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can you take this call?
I would do it but I can’t;
aversion to work

3

come in three hours late
do not bother logging in
you will still be paid

2

don’t call tech support
until you have turned it off
and then on again