6

the day drags along
little comfort in the thought
somewhere it is 4

5: andrewpocalypse

our forecasting team
unaware of the event
despite the balloons

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your proposal blows
the savings are based upon
arbitrary cuts

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can you take this call?
I would do it but I can’t;
aversion to work

4

A wet umbrella
Left in my recycling bin
Someone please explain?

3

come in three hours late
do not bother logging in
you will still be paid

2

don’t call tech support
until you have turned it off
and then on again

1

Admins are people
If you want something from me
My name is not "umm"

Corporate Haiku

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