18

we need more haiku

maybe you could send us some

e-mail is below

corporatehaiku@gmail.com

17

i am all finished

with questionable content

what do i read now

16

i'm not being "nice"

your girlfriend can go upstairs
get her out of here

15

thank you for your years

do not let the door hit you

on your merry way

14

receptionist smiles
with one button she has just
called security

13

get the hell ass out

of my lobby, or else there

will be some bloodshed

12

your appointment is

at eleven forty-five

come back later, please

11

my password is not
seven characters or more
so i can't log in

10

Courier arrives

Smells like vodka and despair

I can sign for that

9

But I do not want

A subscription to MacLean's

Call somebody else

8

what’s a paradigm?

finalize is not a verb

define “synergy”

7

fill the paper tray

it’s not rocket surgery

where did you grow up?