17

i am all finished

with questionable content

what do i read now

16

i'm not being "nice"

your girlfriend can go upstairs
get her out of here

13

get the hell ass out

of my lobby, or else there

will be some bloodshed

12

your appointment is

at eleven forty-five

come back later, please

10

Courier arrives

Smells like vodka and despair

I can sign for that

9

But I do not want

A subscription to MacLean's

Call somebody else

4

A wet umbrella
Left in my recycling bin
Someone please explain?

1

Admins are people
If you want something from me
My name is not "umm"