11

my password is not
seven characters or more
so i can't log in

10

Courier arrives

Smells like vodka and despair

I can sign for that

9

But I do not want

A subscription to MacLean's

Call somebody else

8

what’s a paradigm?

finalize is not a verb

define “synergy”

7

fill the paper tray

it’s not rocket surgery

where did you grow up?

6

the day drags along
little comfort in the thought
somewhere it is 4

5: andrewpocalypse

our forecasting team
unaware of the event
despite the balloons

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your proposal blows
the savings are based upon
arbitrary cuts

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can you take this call?
I would do it but I can’t;
aversion to work